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[ in response to tfln, option 4. ]

they think you're one of the strippers, most like

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oh

is that a good thing

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i should've known you wouldn't know what that meant.

do you like the idea of dancing and getting naked for money?

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[ Money isn’t really something Altan is good at handling, but— ]

more money means more food

yes

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have you considered there are other ways to make money??

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but this seems like an easy way

you can be a stripper too

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absolutely not. just because you're content to run around in naught but your smalls doesn't mean the rest of us are.

whatever let's pretend emoji exist in eorzea bc i got used to writing his texts like that

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but how can you move with all the cloth on 😩

[ Which he's already complained about before. To be fair, he's at least conceded to pants by now. ]

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if you don't know how to move with clothes on then the problem isn't the clothes

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it makes it hard to breathe

[ Think of the tiddy, Svana. :( ]

also itchy

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and the great strap of leather you have over your tits doesn't?

[ she is, whether she likes it or not ]

get better clothes

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its armor, not clothes

[ That's different! ]

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armor for what? your nipples?

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you do not have any for yours

what if someone were to seize them

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[ ?????? HOW IS THAT A LEGITIMATE CONCERN ]

if anyone's hands get even close, i'll break their swiving arms.

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what if they use their teeth

[ Is he serious or not ... who can tell. ]

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[ dear eorzean google, how do you delete someone from your life ]

is that a common problem where you're from?

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well it is more likely to be horns when you oil wrestle

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i'd be more worried about getting gored than having my nipples snatched

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that would not happen

you are too short

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i'm not about to slather myself in oil and grapple with you, either

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why not

it is fun 😈

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not to me

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what if




we find someone your size

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i don't care if they're knee high to a lalafell, i am NOT slathering myself in oil and wrestling ANYONE.

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😞

[ Can one project a sad Au Ra pout through the phone? Just imagine. ]

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you'd best not be pouting. you're a grown arse man.

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maybe

[ Too honest for his own good. ]

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grown

arse

man

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why are you saying it again

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because you're pouting

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am i not allowed to

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are you that torn up that i won't wrestle or whatever it is?

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there is no one who wants to wrestle here 😩

i will grow weak and frail

[ Says the man who by all accounts can eat his own weight in food left unchecked and who has the strength of a marid to show for it. ]

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i seriously doubt that

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i am already wasting away even now

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i can't believe you're truly so frail that a little time away from home is making you waste away. poor you

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is this


making fun of me again

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i was actually trying to goad you

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😩

i am being serious

how can i be a great warrior if i am only fighting beasts

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then ask for someone to spar with you! it's not hard

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i did




but they say i take it too seriously

[ Read: plays too rough and dislocated someone's arm. ]

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of course you do




i might have an idea

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what is it

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there's an old temple above the reach that might give you some sport.

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how does a temple do that

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to hear tell of it, the place was a training ground for monks of eld. it was where they went to hone their skills and grow closer to rhalgr, so i'm guessing that means it's just full of things for you to fight.